Spyke

Syndicated from the fediverse. Read and engage on the original instance.

View original on lemmy.world

15 replies

lemmy.world

I see you’ve been written up for late dinner . . . several time . . .wow. Many times.

22
sh.itjust.works

Mandatory treat breaks every 10 minutes on the dot! He's a cutie :)

18

"Yes, good, human. Open that can of.....BLACK OLIVES??? ARE YOU SHITTING ME??? WHERE THE HELL IS THE TUNA??? I hear the can opener, and I come running. I'm doing MY part! You insult me, with THIS???

Ya know what? Tonight, I'm gonna barf. And even though I'll start the heaving on hardwood floors, I'm going to run to the carpet before it comes up. Just for you!"

That's what your cat is thinking.

4

I'm in other people's houses for my job. I constantly have supervisors monitoring my work. The worst is when I'm doing drywall. They want to be right in the middle of the work. But they have never given my work a failing inspection.

2

You reached the end