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lemmy.world

Finally a meme that doesn’t mention Mitch McConnell by name.

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sopuli.xyz

That won't stop me from the ultimate goal of cloning myself to become an innumerable army of supersoldiers!

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frogreply
feddit.uk

If the clones start having sex with each other, is it incests or is it masturbation?

🤔

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MeatPilotreply
sh.itjust.works

If you are flexible enough to suck your own dick, that's masturbation. Technically that clones dick is your dick too? Sure it's attached to another meat pilot, but it's exactly the same dick.

::: spoiler So no one is excluded Swap the word dick for pussy, if you don't have a dick. :::

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Identical twins are natural clones. It's not that clones are some magical copy, just two individuals sharing the same DNA

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Planting your socks in radioactive soil isn't going to work, I keep telling you this.

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They're always called garden gnomes, as if they don't go home at night and have their own things to do.

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lemmy.world

Hey, I got a trick question for you;

The Earth. Is is it round or flat?

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lemmy.world

Things that don't exist have traits all the time. The two ideas are not mutually contradictory.

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lemmy.world

In what time do they have traits, if not within the confines of the existence-illusion complex as we can currently extract experience from?

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You're not going to get me to stop eating Taco Bell. I will continue to expand my ass to a size never before seen.

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you are enough

Thank you for the affirmation, sometimes I feel like I don't deserve anything good in my li...

we don't need more of you

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😢

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You think that now, but just wait 'til you get a load of sundray2!

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lemmy.world

I certainly do. I'm a Mormon Occultist and a master baiter. I said, I'm a fisher of men. Someone will respond, and if they don't, I'll jist start talking to myself and have a real funky time.

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