shittyaskscience·Shitty Ask Sciencebygnufuu These keep coming out of me. Should I be worried?View original on lemmy.ca28Comments10Reply
mmethodicalaspect midwest.socialYou are now running OpenBSD. You have very few security vulnerabilities.8Reply
AAbouBenAdhem lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyLooks like you have midichlorians. Have you recently traveled to any far-away galaxies?7Reply
TTachyonTele_Esq piefed.social1Hide 1 replyThose are just... Pears. Give them to your friends and family this holiday3Reply
AAsafum lemmy.worldI would only be worried about the bottom left. That one appears to be the pineapple pizza virus. It's almost 100% lethal to Italians.2Reply
DDickFiasco sh.itjust.worksThey're supposed to stay inside of you. If you see/feel one coming out, just stuff it back in.2Reply
TTraipsersWill lemmy.worldHmmm... I had thought pollen season was over for your species. Perhaps this is due to an unusually cool, dry spring.1Reply
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You are now running OpenBSD. You have very few security vulnerabilities.
Looks like you have midichlorians. Have you recently traveled to any far-away galaxies?
No, so far this year I've stayed in the Milky Way.
Maybe you have a puffer fish up your ass
His name's Kikiboba
Those are just... Pears.
Give them to your friends and family this holiday
My aunt already ate most of them. She's asleep now.
I would only be worried about the bottom left. That one appears to be the pineapple pizza virus. It's almost 100% lethal to Italians.
They're supposed to stay inside of you. If you see/feel one coming out, just stuff it back in.
Hmmm... I had thought pollen season was over for your species.
Perhaps this is due to an unusually cool, dry spring.