science_memes·Science Memesbyfossilesque Reverse cowgirlView original on mander.xyz351Comments37Reply
TrackinDaKraken lemmy.world7Hide 7 repliesThey only live a few months, and they spend three days of it having sex.96Reply
ppebbles replysh.itjust.worksIf that doesn't deserve a "hell yeah" then I don't know what does.53Reply
nneidu3 replysh.itjust.works4Hide 4 repliesA rough estimate tells me that's their equivalent of us fucking for 40 days straight. EDIT: Actually, I think it's closer to a year.14Reply
887Six replylemmy.zip3Hide 3 replieswell, it wouldn't be too crazy to say we fuck for a whole year out of like 80 years, with emphasis on the "too" well, if you're not me, that is7Reply
CClent replylemmy.dbzer0.com2Hide 2 repliesSome rough math suggests you'd have to maintain an average frequency of over twice per day.3Reply
tturtlesareneat replypiefed.ca1Hide 1 replyIf you get on meth, you can definitely fuck for days on end, which could get you to a year. However I do not recommend it.2Reply
llowleveldata programming.devA very patient human for letting the whole thing happens on their skin26Reply
ffysyszykytypy lemmy.world1Hide 1 replySexual conflict over the donation of a nutritious seminal gift - such an astounding phrase coming from the article about the species https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(14)00314-510Reply
urushitan 漆たん replykakera.kintsugi.moeAnd what is the charge, receiving a gift? A nutritious, seminal gift?13Reply
bbitjunkie lemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesThis reminds me of that Gaffigan bit about whoever discovered the seahorse just doubling down on the mistake about the males carrying the babies6Reply
bbitjunkie replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesYes that is why it is a standup comedy bit aka a joke3Reply
TTheLeadenSea replysh.itjust.works2Hide 2 replieswhat I mean do male seahorses carry the baby or not? i thought that was true3Reply
bbitjunkie replylemmy.worldMaybe just seeing him perform it will be more elucidating than me trying to explain it.2Reply
llaranis lemmy.zip2Hide 2 repliesSo nobody asking the real question... Why they fucking on a dude's arm?5Reply
llaranis replylemmy.zipFair feedback. Unless it is the guy's kink. Then I feel like it deserves a conversation.1Reply
nnullspace lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyScience fact: She takes so long because she has to pick up the sperm individually.3Reply
MMpatch replylemmy.worldShould a just let the man do it. Be done and over with in less than 2 min. Probably even one pump, fast, efficient, straight to the point. wait a sec...6Reply
�🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉 replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesget her to peg you, see how long she lasts before getting tired.8Reply
IILikeBoobies replylemmy.ca1Hide 1 replyShe's going to be going a lot more than 70 hours if she's trying to collect sperm that way.1Reply
37 replies
They only live a few months, and they spend three days of it having sex.
If that doesn't deserve a "hell yeah" then I don't know what does.
A rough estimate tells me that's their equivalent of us fucking for 40 days straight.
EDIT: Actually, I think it's closer to a year.
well, it wouldn't be too crazy to say we fuck for a whole year out of like 80 years, with emphasis on the "too"
well, if you're not me, that is
Some rough math suggests you'd have to maintain an average frequency of over twice per day.
If you get on meth, you can definitely fuck for days on end, which could get you to a year. However I do not recommend it.
Never been more tempted to try meth tbh
Because of this. At least they die happy.
Isn’t that pegging?
It's sounding, but with a straw
Nice
No. Pegging is what humans do to mimic a fraction of their power
A very patient human for letting the whole thing happens on their skin
Sexual conflict over the donation of a nutritious seminal gift - such an astounding phrase coming from the article about the species https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(14)00314-5
And what is the charge, receiving a gift? A nutritious, seminal gift?
More like pegging 😂🤣.
Reverse cowboy
This reminds me of that Gaffigan bit about whoever discovered the seahorse just doubling down on the mistake about the males carrying the babies
That's not true?
Yes that is why it is a standup comedy bit aka a joke
what I mean do male seahorses carry the baby or not? i thought that was true
It's true.
Maybe just seeing him perform it will be more elucidating than me trying to explain it.
How did they not go extinct like that?
Don’t knock it ‘til you try it!
So nobody asking the real question... Why they fucking on a dude's arm?
Let's not kinkshame these beetles
Fair feedback. Unless it is the guy's kink. Then I feel like it deserves a conversation.
Me too! Me too! Do me! For a year! Oh...no! Not with lice!
Science fact: She takes so long because she has to pick up the sperm individually.
Should a just let the man do it. Be done and over with in less than 2 min. Probably even one pump, fast, efficient, straight to the point.
wait a sec...
Sperms?
Damn girl!! Go git it!!!
In case you ever felt inadequate.
get her to peg you, see how long she lasts before getting tired.
She's going to be going a lot more than 70 hours if she's trying to collect sperm that way.
nah, she'll be tired after 3 minutes.