Spyke

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He's just a cool guy looking for other cool guys to hang out in his party mansion.

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Well he can't invite women to his party mansion. That would be gay

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lemmy.world

Nothing about personality, so I'm pretty sure that's a thing this guy lacks.

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Sarmythreply
lemmy.world

Assertive and dominant are personality traits. Not really great in isolation, but its there. 😆

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I actually look for women slightly cuter than me with insecure attachment styles and a surplus of poorly aligned dark triad traits. Ideally an addiction or two.

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assertion, dominance and confidence are all personality traits, but uh, yeah.

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lemmy.world

women aren't geese?

fuck i gotta ask my wife about this. she's been angry and honk-y all week

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feddit.org

What the hell are hunter eyes? all humans have eyes selected for hunting. Sure a guy with eyes sitting on the sides of his skull would look weird but are there even any genectic defects that could cause this?

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so like, is the guy supposed to have them transplanted? or have them somewhere in a jar floating in formaldehyde?

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I'm imagining like squinty eyes like Clint Eastwood? No actually idea, though. Just some more reverse phrenology to feed their self pity addiction

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I think he meant, eyes like Hunter Biden. Or it could have meant 'hunter green' as a color, which is impossible. Or maybe autocorrect wrote 'hunter' when he meant to write 'munter'.

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Like everything else in that list something that only exists in his fucked up headspace.

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eestileibreply
sh.itjust.works

"is kind to children and animals"

"is capable of expressing emotions other than anger or jealousy"

Big extra credit for "has any kind of creative hobby"

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the big one for us was "we want to spend time together even if we're not doing anything, well after the puppy crush phase"

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Well, that guy (OP from the screenshot) certainly made me laugh. But it hasn't given him any points, I'm afraid.

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feddit.org

What about "there's billions of women, claiming they all share the same preferences is utterly ridiculous independent of the specifics"?

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Clearly you don't understand evolutionary psychology! You see, because of evolution, there is absolutely no variation in individual preferences for male partners whatsoever, because there is one obvious measure of fitness that is applicable in all environments. /s

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startrek.website

Unflappable confidence? Try unflappable dick

Not speaking for women here. Just me

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lemmy.world

What the fuck are hunter eyes? Don't all humans have predator vision? Are there people out there with 360 degree rabbit vision?

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lemmy.world

If you ask: in the 2000's, men forced each other to like blondes and big-breasted women. If you tried to express liking towards any other women type other than maybe the occasional redhead, you got called "gay". Also there was the whole "gay bamboozling", or the reason why the "trap meme" exists.

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