Survival Tips for Anyone Currently Being Hunted by Joey Chestnut
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Sorry, but I've never understood the appeal of eating contests.
Yeah I much prefer to eat a challenge, or perhaps a duel. Maybe a tête-à-tête if I'm in the mood for something fancy.
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A word of advice: don't unwrap it. 🙂
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