cat·catsbyickplant No choice but to hold position and hope for the bestView original on lemmy.world324Comments13Reply
hharambe69 replylemmy.dbzer0.com2Hide 2 repliesThat's how you know for sure that OP is 'murican3Reply
aanomnom replysh.itjust.worksThose are an Australian invention though. Even though it’s never that cold there.1Reply
uunemployedclaquer sopuli.xyz7Hide 7 repliesSofly scribbling the ears distracts a cat so much they don't notice you moving9Reply
DDeacon replylemmy.worldBut then the cat isn’t on your lap anymore. Have you considered that? Best to just stay there.7Reply
ffrischkaesbagett replyfeddit.org1Hide 1 replyOk i have my finger in my anus now, waiting for further instructions. ... ... Take your time!5Reply
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That's how you know for sure that OP is 'murican
Those are an Australian invention though. Even though it’s never that cold there.
Must be.
Sofly scribbling the ears distracts a cat so much they don't notice you moving
But then the cat isn’t on your lap anymore. Have you considered that?
Best to just stay there.
Same if you put a finger slowly in its anus.
Please do not the cat
Ok i have my finger in my anus now, waiting for further instructions.
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Take your time!
It’s been 7 hours…
So, do most people not like having their knees locked?