I've always wondered whether you could drink slowly enough, and eliminate fast enough, that you just sort of peed continuously. But I'm afraid to try because I worry someone might call while I'm doing it and ask what I'm up to, and I won't be able to think of a lie.
I, too, try to avoid the water fountains on the common wetwall where the water in the pipes is cycled all the time thanks to the constant use of the bathrooms. I usually shoot for the fountain next to the old eyewash station they were forced to put in when the electronics lab used to be the chemical lab--there's never anyone using that one.
Missing the only thing that's stopping you is you not being able to think of a lie? Not the possible health concerns? Or Possible Pain can you even imagine pissing continuously for like 3 minutes straight and it's just a burning sensation in your tip? Or if it eroded away at the inner walls of ur wee wee?
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I've always wondered whether you could drink slowly enough, and eliminate fast enough, that you just sort of peed continuously. But I'm afraid to try because I worry someone might call while I'm doing it and ask what I'm up to, and I won't be able to think of a lie.
I, too, try to avoid the water fountains on the common wetwall where the water in the pipes is cycled all the time thanks to the constant use of the bathrooms. I usually shoot for the fountain next to the old eyewash station they were forced to put in when the electronics lab used to be the chemical lab--there's never anyone using that one.
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"it's like watersports, but with myself. hello?"
Just be careful not to over-hydrate!
Missing the only thing that's stopping you is you not being able to think of a lie? Not the possible health concerns? Or Possible Pain can you even imagine pissing continuously for like 3 minutes straight and it's just a burning sensation in your tip? Or if it eroded away at the inner walls of ur wee wee?
Sounds like a question for the comic’s author.
Have a great day!
What, do you not enjoy pissing? Pissing is great. Why wouldn't you want to piss again?
God life's relentless
"the vicious cycle" - dakooters
https://youtu.be/HrBJDvPZf2g