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all good man! turns out I had an issue and was given some meds. now I spray like a jet hose 😎

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piefed.social

This is one of those comics where you question the sanity of the author, and in this specific case also the cleanliness of their toilet.

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Yes, this is indeed an extra fabulous comic by Zach, glad you noticed that.

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Searching "Peeing on sun movie" was less than productive, for me. In fact, I think I'll just go lay down now. Thats enough internet for me today.
Good night.

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Unfortunately YouTube is Google's too, so now it knows.

That's OK Google, I'm not ashamed.

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dude i don't care what google thinks. they think i'm an oncologist when all i do is teach oncologists.

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lemmy.world

It's his own fault. He should have held it in until he was ready for the cleaning.

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piefed.zip

I don't think I could shit while holding in a full bladder of piss. Is that even possible?

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I want to know what dating site he uses. I haven't found many partners that respond with a smile and an OK when I say this.

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You gotta save that for a year in. When she's farting in front of you hit her with the ole shitstain pisser

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Sorry dudes, she's married :3

Can I get a hell yeah for my awesome wife

She has to put up with me. She probably needs a lot of hell yeahs

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lemmy.world

Bruh what?

I hate when those streaks remain, i purposely flush twice for that same reason.

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Nah mate, last time I tried that it was quite a job moving it to the oven from the toilet bowl.

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this is how conversations with my brothers go

im scared now that i would respond like the woman here would and i probably wouldnt even register it.

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I’ve often been told that we can assume many other people in the world think like us and have the same weirdo thoughts, desires, fears, etc. That no matter what an oddball we feel like, we are all the same internally. But this cartoon is proving that untrue - i am deeply grossed out of peeing on someone else’s shit stain, lest it splash back at me and coat me in their poo molecules.

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lemmy.zip

They steal your shit streaks? Monsters!

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