I had a Mr. Pibb, Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr Pepper, but it's a bullshit replica 'cause dude didn't even get his degree. "Why'd you have to drop out and start making pop so soon?"
Dr. Pepper is delicious, I absolutely love it. These days I drink a local Dr. Pepper clone, made by a company not 30km from where I live. It's different but still very tasty and I don't like Dr. Pepper enough to buy American.
I heard that the soda isn't the monster itself, but instead its the oozing fluid the monster secretes from its scars and orifices. This was on a tiktok I saw a few years back from a shirtless dude with the Nirvana playing in the background so I'm pretty sure its true.
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ITT: very few people will notice it's "Dr Pepper." No period. Look carefully and now you can't unsee it.
Jabroni isn't even a real doctor!
Dr pepper is a British doctor! Did Capaldi make my soda?
You're thinking of Sgt. Pepper
Look at everything we've lost
Look at what cruel fate has bestowed
-Mitch Hedberg
Dr. Pepper is delicious, I absolutely love it. These days I drink a local Dr. Pepper clone, made by a company not 30km from where I live. It's different but still very tasty and I don't like Dr. Pepper enough to buy American.
What's that Dr Pepper clone called?
PhD Mustard
Professor Salt.
Not sure why you guys have started listing Cluedo / Clue characters.
Pepper is a seasoning. Like those others.
I’m not who you responded to, but Cove Soda makes one called Dr. Cove. However, I’d recommend the blue raspberry and ice pop flavours
Herr Salz
isn't monster a different caffeine drink?
The monster's name? El Psy Congroo.
i am mad scientist, so cool! sonofabitch
Dr Pepper’s monster, like Pepper’s ghost
I heard that the soda isn't the monster itself, but instead its the oozing fluid the monster secretes from its scars and orifices. This was on a tiktok I saw a few years back from a shirtless dude with the Nirvana playing in the background so I'm pretty sure its true.
Ahem.
Whimmy wham wham wozzle!