memesยทMemesbyThe Picard Maneuverย File size compressionView original on startrek.website511Comments14Reply
๐๐ช๐ณ๐ฌย lemmy.ml5Hide 5 repliesGot the joke, but technically it's more like grandma.jpg with extreme compression, because ZIP is lossless and you could restore the grandma but with JPG the grandma is lost forever.73Reply
UnhingedFridgeย replylemmy.worldGrandma.jar, because now she can be used in your next few cups of Java. Used to be Grandma.iso before she got burnt.16Reply
DDdhuudย replylemmy.worldYes, og gran is lost forever, but this version of her speaks less, keeps quiet when you're talking and it's far less racist.2Reply
idunnololzย lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesWhat a shitty compression algorithm. You can't get your original data back. It's not even just lossy since you lose everything you compress.21Reply
idunnololzย replylemmy.worldHere I can write a compression algorithm that's even better than this one: fun compress(yourSht: String) = "69" 9Reply
tthorbotย lemmy.worldBy this logic I can lay out the ashes and reconstruct grandma! BRB gonna go rebuild nanna19Reply
chillbo_bagginsย lemm.eeYou have to split people into several library files if you want to be able to decompress them Make grandma.r00 grandma.r01 grandma.r02 ...4Reply
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Got the joke, but technically it's more like
grandma.jpgwith extreme compression, because ZIP is lossless and you could restore the grandma but with JPG the grandma is lost forever.Is this loss(y)?
Grandma.jar, because now she can be used in your next few cups of Java.
Used to be Grandma.iso before she got burnt.
Yes, og gran is lost forever, but this version of her speaks less, keeps quiet when you're talking and it's far less racist.
I will be .zip and I'll die on this hill
Grandma.rip
What a shitty compression algorithm. You can't get your original data back. It's not even just lossy since you lose everything you compress.
Here I can write a compression algorithm that's even better than this one:
Nah, just add water.
By this logic I can lay out the ashes and reconstruct grandma! BRB gonna go rebuild nanna
more like an irreversible hashed version
grandma.shaYou have to split people into several library files if you want to be able to decompress them
Make grandma.r00 grandma.r01 grandma.r02 ...
We're mostly water, so most of her is now literally in the sky.
Now unzip her...zombie grandma