Honey Bunches of Hos

Cocoa Fluffers

Make Me Nut Cheerios

Fucky Charms

Honey-Cum

Apple Jackoffs

Frosted Mini-Teats

Root Loops

Kox

Peanut Butt Munch

Grape Nuts

Kellogg's Frosted Face.

Fruit loops.

I'll see myself out.

Well, well, well, if it isn't Count Cockula.

Goonola

Basic Foursome

(which also sounds like an oxymoron)

Not going to lie, if you make a cereal with scantily clad women on the box, I'll probably buy it at least once, just out of curiosity. Definitely taking that through the self checkout though.

Special K is also only for adults. And I don't mean the cereal kind.

Tricks

Nookie Crisp

Back in the day I used to grab a handful of free dongjackets from the bowl of adult cereal down at the planned parenthood

"Frosted Mini Spooners"...hold up those are actually real, uh "Fruity Blasts". Shit those are real too. You win, Malt O Meal ®

At the end of every week each one of us becomes a freak

Weedabix

Raisin’ nuts bran

I'll just pour some of my porridge over her face

Cheeri-hoes

The spicy book section in the library should be called

Adult serials

Not sure I like the idea of what mini wheats might be

And then you head down the aisle and experience the immense disappointment of encountering shelves and shelves of rebranded horse feed.