Comparing branches too, and possibly something involving root access

I'm convinced. Time for a career change. Where's the Forest Ranger jobs?

this seems more woodpecker-coded

That's actually genius,

Sincerely, a software developer

Developers may find this funny, but it’s a bit lame, isn’t it. The standard three circles would have been a bit better. Perhaps add a circle with that guy from that home improvement show, or eerie-Elon with a chainsaw?