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lemmy.blahaj.zone

phew, going into a public pool with fresh bottom surgery sounds so insanely unhealthy😖

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And that's how I learned the difference between peeing IN the pool and peeing INTO the pool

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lemmy.world

Thank you for making me laugh out loud at the very powerful imagery this evoked. 😂

"Behold! My true form!"

while the attendants come rushing towards the diving tower (because you just know that's not the 1m board) being altogether uncertain what to even do once they approach.

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piefed.zip

No, they just didn't pee for half a year

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anarchist.nexus

It was really, really, REALLY bad for me. Like an hour after surgery bad. I needed an emergency bed pan placement. But this was actually, oh fuck - 20 years ago now. I'm jealous of the current after market bits.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

I’m sorry for such an ignorant question, but my curiosity won out.

Can you upgrade aftermarket bits?

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jlai.lu

Bottom Surgery on July 3rd ! Wonder how it'll feel...

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lemmy.zip

Peeing in the pool is a shitty move regardless of your situation.

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phonicsreply
lemmy.world

Legend has it pool attendants only fill the pool half way otherwise it overflows by the next morning

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