Spyke
sh.itjust.works

They won't just cheer, they'll insist that you cheer with them and recognize it's the brightest bulb in the brightest room anyone has seen, probably ever. If you don't agree, deported for being a satanic homosexual antifa terrorist.

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Anyone who thinks it's still dark just has Trump Derangement Syndrome.

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They will also change the definition of "brightest bulb" so no one can say it isn't bright. They will award the president the "Brightest Bulb" medal of recognition and compliment him on his big shiny medal.

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Before or after they molest the low hour (underage) new bulb

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One.

He'll hire one of his crooked cronies to paint the wall a different colour for a shit load of tax payer dollars and tell you that fixes the light and then blame the Dems for not changing it when it was working.

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