Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate Trump Announces Plan to Convert Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Into World’s Largest Indoor Ice Rinkhttps://disreport.com/articles/ufzzdgji/trump-announces-plan-to-convert-lincoln-memorial-reflecting-pool-into-world-s-largest-indoor-ice-rinkOpen linkView original on quokk.au59Comments9
schmorp slrpnk.netThis is yet another one where one has to check if onion or not because the writers of this stupid timeline seem to be on drugs.12
BBarneyPiccolo replylemmy.today1Hide 1 replyThe Stanley Cup this year was between teams from Las Vegas and South Carolina, where literally ZERO kids grew up playing hockey on a frozen pond. Ill bet Canadians were sobbing through the entire Stanley Cup tournament.4
mmilkisklim replylemmy.worldFYI Carolina Hurricanes are based in Raleigh North Carolina, and while I'm sure there are fans of the Canes in SC, I have never met one.1
CCaptDust sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 reply Political analysts noted that many enthusiastic supporters have long avoided reflective surfaces altogether. “You can’t spend years defending every terrible decision imaginable and still enjoy looking at yourself in a mirror,” observed one commentator. Fuckin lol, that's an amazing setup. Hope the author got themselves a pat on the back.7
This is yet another one where one has to check if onion or not because the writers of this stupid timeline seem to be on drugs.
The canadians are taking over america
The Stanley Cup this year was between teams from Las Vegas and South Carolina, where literally ZERO kids grew up playing hockey on a frozen pond. Ill bet Canadians were sobbing through the entire Stanley Cup tournament.
FYI Carolina Hurricanes are based in Raleigh North Carolina, and while I'm sure there are fans of the Canes in SC, I have never met one.
“They walk among us…”
Fuckin lol, that's an amazing setup. Hope the author got themselves a pat on the back.
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He owns a tropical resort and can’t even clean a pool
Don't give him even more stupid ideas!