Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate Humanity Celebrates Major Advances in Robots That Will Eventually Kill Ushttps://disreport.com/articles/2il2jj5w/humanity-celebrates-major-advances-in-robots-that-will-eventually-kill-usOpen linkView original on quokk.au8CommentsReply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate FCC Declares Internet “Fast Enough,” Cancels Remaining Technological Progresshttps://disreport.com/articles/twdbkusi/fcc-declares-internet-fast-enough-cancels-remaining-technological-progressOpen linkView original on quokk.au136Comments28Reply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate Jimmy Fallon Reveals Three-Day Fast Required to Survive Melania-McConnell Jokehttps://disreport.com/articles/6lurafr3/jimmy-fallon-reveals-three-day-fast-required-to-survive-melania-mcconnell-jokeOpen linkView original on quokk.au22CommentsReply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate Military Unveils Nanobots Powered Entirely by Your Screamshttps://disreport.com/articles/c4hc7fgx/military-unveils-nanobots-powered-entirely-by-your-screamsOpen linkView original on quokk.au67Comments6Reply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate Trump Orders Navy to Go Full STEAM Ahead, Including Submarineshttps://disreport.com/articles/sbku5jac/trump-orders-navy-to-go-full-steam-ahead-including-submarinesOpen linkView original on quokk.au36Comments6Reply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate ICE to Deploy Jetpacks, Hoverboards in Bold New Strategy of Never Having to Do Cardiohttps://disreport.com/articles/bkipf7kq/ice-to-deploy-jetpacks-hoverboards-in-bold-new-strategy-of-never-having-to-do-cardioOpen linkView original on quokk.au208Comments8Reply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate ICE Electric-Shock Gloves Face Unexpected Misuse Problemhttps://disreport.com/articles/giotwnnt/ice-electric-shock-gloves-face-unexpected-misuse-problemOpen linkView original on quokk.au29Comments5Reply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate Texas Instruments Adds Gold Jesus Button to Calculatorshttps://disreport.com/articles/u6nzk4ne/texas-instruments-adds-gold-jesus-button-to-calculatorsOpen linkView original on quokk.au155Comments25Reply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate GOP votes diddling your kids is A-OK!https://disreport.com/articles/v37ojukj/gop-votes-diddling-your-kids-is-a-okOpen linkView original on quokk.au91Comments6Reply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate China Announces Entire Planet Now Subject to Chinese Lawhttps://disreport.com/articles/b7gxp7qe/china-announces-entire-planet-now-subject-to-chinese-lawOpen linkView original on quokk.au20Comments15Reply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate China Announces Temporary Plan to Wrap Earth in Giant Sun-Blocking Devicehttps://disreport.com/articles/pgdgk7qz/china-announces-temporary-plan-to-wrap-earth-in-giant-sun-blocking-deviceOpen linkView original on quokk.au10Comments8Reply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate Trump Caught Allegedly Selling Iran the Nukes He Says Justify Warhttps://disreport.com/articles/vwhp43cc/trump-caught-allegedly-selling-iran-the-nukes-he-says-justify-warOpen linkView original on quokk.au57Comments3Reply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate Waymo Declares Itself 99.99% Crash-Free If You Only Count Human Drivershttps://disreport.com/articles/wha5qeur/waymo-declares-itself-99-99-crash-free-if-you-only-count-human-driversOpen linkView original on quokk.au72Comments2Reply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate LinkedIn Sashes Become America's Hottest Fashion Trendhttps://disreport.com/articles/m5nykffm/linkedin-sashes-become-america-s-hottest-fashion-trendOpen linkView original on quokk.au35Comments2Reply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate Companies Discover Open Positions Work Fine Without Jobshttps://disreport.com/articles/utf274x6/companies-discover-open-positions-work-fine-without-jobsOpen linkView original on quokk.au5CommentsReply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate Waymo Will Now Read Riders Their Miranda Rights Before Every Triphttps://disreport.com/articles/6pl3e47n/waymo-will-now-read-riders-their-miranda-rights-before-every-tripOpen linkView original on quokk.au219Comments11Reply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate By Royal Decree, His Most Glorious Majesty Donald the First Forbids the Looking Upon Watershttps://disreport.com/articles/5jo5423m/by-royal-decree-his-most-glorious-majesty-donald-the-first-forbids-the-looking-upon-watersOpen linkView original on quokk.au95Comments3Reply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate Protesters Scale Empire State Building, Present Anti-Billionaire Flag for Five Minuteshttps://disreport.com/articles/rtfcpr5p/protesters-scale-empire-state-building-present-anti-billionaire-flag-for-five-minutesOpen linkView original on quokk.au32Comments3Reply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate America’s Latest Gig Economy Side Hustle Has Customers Saying They’re “Getting Their Hole Done”https://disreport.com/articles/gfiafmlb/america-s-latest-gig-economy-side-hustle-has-customers-saying-they-re-getting-their-hole-doneOpen linkView original on quokk.au31Comments2Reply
Dtheonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyDispassionate Sentient Lincoln Memorial Algae Confirms Expansion Plans, Requests Less Oxygenhttps://disreport.com/articles/tbbgryck/sentient-lincoln-memorial-algae-confirms-expansion-plans-requests-less-oxygenOpen linkView original on quokk.au31CommentsReply
