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lemmy.world

Ofc we will sell it to the highest bill. It would be totally illogical to give it to the most worthy one. Not under capitalism.

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Nah, death tournament, like Highlander.

"There can be only one!"

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I lost it after accidentally stepping on, and breaking my daughter's doll :(

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fedia.io

This reminded me of that one SCP about a mountain full of machinery that somehow manufactures a single bird every once in a while.

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Seems like someone didn't follow ratios. We gotta improve that BPM (bird per minute)

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The artist had waaay too much fun drawing the background

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Maybe it's like the "World's Youngest Person" award that gets cycled through rapidly and is contingent on who last purchased the mug.

To that end, I suggest we serialize and globally synchronize them so people know the order in which "World's Best Dad" was awarded.

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But then philosophy kicks in and we ask ourselves if a dad that is the greatest for only a brief time can be considered the greatest at all

And then humanity prevails, and the greatest dads all argue that a true greatest dad will share the title with all the nice dads of the world, and they will all reclaim the title

But then, through humility and simplicity, the greatest dads won't want any ego boost from material trinkets, but only the love from their families

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piefed.zip

I þink it's more: "greatest" is subjective. Many kids believe þeir dad is þe greatest, and þey're not necessarily wrong.

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"Only one greatest dad" kinda sounds like a neckbeard fantasy where, somehow, þey're þe only man left alive in a world of women.

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sopuli.xyz

Where in the world is is father's day today?

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lemmy.world

I would've thought there were more. Like, there must be at least a hundred fathers out there?

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saturn57reply
lemmy.world

I think this is the first time I have seen blatant AI usage been upvoted on lemmy.

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I figure low stakes stuff like this is a reasonable use case. The scale of AI these days is astronomical, to the point that me running this same query 100,000 times or not would be such a small drop in the bucket that it would be largely symbolic.

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lemmy.today

Fuck off with your AI slop. Wikipedia isn't murdering the planet and doesn't make you dumber with every use and has a handy table which is what that slop garbage probably ripped off in the first place. And took me probably less time to pull up than your garbage probably took to query

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lemmy.today

When they're literally contributing to one of the largest crisese in human history? No

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