Trump Orders Reflecting Pool Treated With Blue Toilet Pellets, Algae Wins By Sundown
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The onion just does regular news now.
Nah, this is OP's AI slop rag. Don't compare it to the writers of the onion
It is rather difficult to write about political satire these days. Perhaps there is an audience for fictional news where everything is basically a utopia. Headlines like “Fossil fuel end complete, planet in remission” or “Universal healthcare announced in USA, basic income next week” or “Successful purge of billionaires creates peace on earth overnight”
That's even more depressing
🤣😂🤣
Why is trump telling them how to do their job? Surely it's someone's job to know how to do this kind of thing.
When your ego is that big, under no circumstances are you allowed to lose. Inject bleach in your veins if you must.
Plus he's a real estate guy, so he probably figured (if we generously assume even a modicum of self awareness) that if he could do anything right, it's something like this. Which makes it especially funny that it backfired in minutes.
Chomp chomp
I am NOT about to inject bleach into my veins. However, I might stick a light bulb up my ass..
Keep it green and memorialize it as Trump Swamp.
We should sample the algae bloom in that pool and look for intelligent life.
Don't eat the onion. It may after all come to this.
He already beat me. “Vandalism”
Good to know America is in such great shape that the CEO has time for things like making a pool more blue, when he's not watching himself on television.
Articles like this are insidious, because you can never be certain. Not absolutely
An extremely dumb down metaphor of all the FAFO Trump shit and im glad it's making waves.
damn. they beat me to it. i was gonna make a gif of the toilets at the office flushing green to blue.
It’s funny how this chuckles guy is so pissed after starting shit and getting their name in a bunch of articles on that site.
You should still do it. This is AI slop, so nothing of value here.