Spyke
reddthat.com

1.) I can ride a bike with no handle bars.

2.) I know the mitochondria is the power house of the cell.

3.) I wipe my own ass.

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schmorpreply
slrpnk.net
  1. I can handle a ride with no ass house.

  2. I power the bike cell now, k?

  3. I own my mitochondria wipe.

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...how DO you ride a bike without handlebars??? Isnt that like kind of physically impossible?

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Cam
scribe.disroot.org
  1. I have a rare disease
  2. I discovered chronic pain is not fun, don't try it
  3. I like isopods
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Frozengyroreply
lemmy.world

My guess, you didn't discover chronic pain sucks, been known for a couple years.

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  1. Got an opposite gender twin
  2. Almost 40 and can get laid about once or twice per month thanks to gay hook up apps and fwb's but never been on a relationship
  3. Inherited Italian citizenship thanks to my grandpa but never lived in Italy neither know its language
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  1. I have a terrible rash that's finally getting better now that i have proper meds for it.

  2. My sister in law calls my cat mimi, while it's actually mini, i just never correct her. Because I know that my cat couldn't care less.

  3. I chew on ice cream

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lemmy.world
  1. I’m western Shoshone Native American.
  2. I’ve was diagnosed with schizophrenia at 17.
  3. I haven’t had sex in 8 years.
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  1. I was born without wisdom teeth.
  2. I was a member of the America Online Choir in the 90’s.
  3. I saw No Doubt perform in a little crowded shit club in Raleigh before they made it big and got to watch their drummer get kicked out for stage diving.
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