Why is a millennium old fossilised human poop on display at the Archaeological Resource Centre in the UK?
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Because this is what you push out after not pooping for 3 days.
Why not? That's quite a remarkable piece of shit.
Why wouldn't it be? It provides fascinating insight into the dietary and hygienic habits of our precursors.
Why not? That's quite a remarkable piece of shit.
I grew up in York and the Jorvik Viking Centre is brilliant. It really really smells, but that's the point, it's authentic to the time.
If I'd done a shit that massive I'd want my surviving family to put it on display too.
Smells like what?
Imagine a town with lots of people where everyone shits in the street. It's that authentic smell.
Grim.
What did you think the past was like?
You don't need to smear human poo on your museum to get the kids in
I never knew Republicans had been around this long.
We've finally found something truly worthy of staying in the British Museum.
do you think the person who made it was proud of it?
Maybe he held it for three days and it’s a special poop.
Don't ask why
He’s not doing anything illegal
Now I'm imagining a National Treasure-style heist, where OP has to smuggle this out of the museum by pretending it's his own for a three-day hitchhiking adventure back to the buyer's safehouse, and that's why he asked the three-day challenge question.
That's former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher and the UK's first gender neutral public bathroom.
We can only hope that one day a Lemmy post about not shitting for 3 days will make it into a museum for future generations to marvel at.
That shit's so old.
I like the big metal clamps holding it there.
Is it actually fossilised, if it's only a millennium old?
From How Long do Fossils Take to Form? by Raul Esperante at the Geoscience Research Institute (this is the second to last paragraph):
Look man people just love old shit. Museums are full of it.
Size
Is it Bob Mortimer's poop?
@Greg Imagine letting one loose, and then 1000 years later someone picks up your beef and goes "damn that should be a museum" I'd be floored