theonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyZeroCool EPA Approves Use Of Napalm As Pesticidehttps://theonion.com/epa-approves-use-of-napalm-as-pesticide/Open linkView original on piefed.ca126Comments9
TheReturnOfPEB reddthat.com"We feel a real synergy as the new EPA federal building, Monsanto Hall, was christened last week", said EPA spokesperson Viscount Dragool IV.16
QQuacksalber sh.itjust.worksIt may be less damaging to the environment than glyphosate in the long run.5
ttaiyang lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyOther good advice buried at the bottom: use of landmines very effective for culling rabbits getting into your garden.4
bbajabound replylemmy.worldAs someone who has 15000 rabbits running around my yard at night. I support this.2
HHexadecimalSky lemmy.worldSome people apparently dont know you can legitimately buy anti weed flamethrower. (They are actually very effective)-1
100% ate the onion on that headline…
"We feel a real synergy as the new EPA federal building, Monsanto Hall, was christened last week", said EPA spokesperson Viscount Dragool IV.
I mean, it is effective at defoliage
It may be less damaging to the environment than glyphosate in the long run.
I love the smell of no crops in the morning.
Other good advice buried at the bottom: use of landmines very effective for culling rabbits getting into your garden.
As someone who has 15000 rabbits running around my yard at night. I support this.
This is how we get rid of the pedos and their protectors in DC
Some people apparently dont know you can legitimately buy anti weed flamethrower. (They are actually very effective)