I get it. Knowledge of music from previous decades suggest that you are also from previous decades. Noticing this constitutes a funny joke. In fact it's so funny and original that it deserves attribution to the comedic genius @diply.
So why am I not laughing? Is there something wrong with me?
Why slop?
Yup. Nobody would paint a chair with these mistakes
I'm thinking of Pink Floyd. What does that make me?
Maybe it makes you comfortably numb? Donno
Can you show me where it hurts?
Sexual chocolate?
Why have you made a clay bust of William Murderface?
Because I woke up with a clowns hand down my pants. That's what I did today...
Congratulations?
Or you're a fan of good music.
... who can also tell the incoming weather with their knee
Do you like Adele? I always felt like I wanted her to stop yelling in this song. I agree she's talented.
I don't know either of those. I think of the Beatles or the Doors. Or the singing WB frog.
ELO feels left out
Nowayays, having a telephone line us like hanging up the phone. Only us really old farts still remember what it means.
what if I think of someone else entirely?
Let me get your walker Gramps.
Neither, really. I can't say that "hello" brings any song to mind.
My baby, yellow my darling, yellow my ragtime gaaaal
I think of Bambi and thumper, that's how bad it is
I just cracked my knee. Because I've been sitting without moving my legs for too long. Also, because it's wet and misty outside.
piss mist
I get it. Knowledge of music from previous decades suggest that you are also from previous decades. Noticing this constitutes a funny joke. In fact it's so funny and original that it deserves attribution to the comedic genius @diply.
So why am I not laughing? Is there something wrong with me?