Spyke
sh.itjust.works

OP clearly wasn't there for the beforetimes, when cities were razed by bovines from hell wielding polearms.

::: spoiler Edit: for those out of the loop Diablo 2 had a secret cow level you could unlock after completing the fifth act.

It was a joke level the developers added in response to rumors about a secret cow level in the first game.

:::

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NOPperreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

I assume it's a reference to the game West of Loathing, where in the past "the cows came home". The cows were demonic bovine monsters that razed huge chunks of the land.

Or I just play weird games and I'm missing the actual reference. 🤷‍♂️

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lemmy.world

Actually, the bell is because their horns don’t work.

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Piece is a paid cow account.

There are 20-30 people killed by cows in the US alone every year.

Globally only 5-6 people die every year from shark attacks.

Those cows are trying to get you to let them stealthily engage in mass murder. Keep the bells on!

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The actual death toll is probably higher than that as most bodies are never found because the cows drag the body's up into trees when they're never found.

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