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lemmy.world

Convince me that the beauty on the right isn't James Spader wearing a wig.

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“Jesus Fix My Hair”

Plot twist: Jesus is the name of their hair stylist who is currently on vacation with his boyfriend in Costa Rica.

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Renatreply
szmer.info

It is used by Ubergermans as emoji of three-eyed smiling monster.

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SGforcereply
lemmy.ca

Ah, of course the Germans have an emoji for everything

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If you’ve ever played Atari, this is the last thing you see before you die in Space Invaders.

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You can't tell me these guys don't meddle with some suppressed sexual desire for strong men.

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Never underestimate the unspoken craving for daddies among the lieutenants of patriarchal systems.

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sh.itjust.works

Are we sure these aren’t all cries for help from musicians who’d been molested at church?

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lemmy.zip

My partner used to go to a particularly crazy church in her youth. Think speaking with tounges and moving with the spirit.

Apparently it wasn't uncommon for people to refer to Jesus as daddy and yell shit like "Yes daddy"

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piefed.world

Are there any monotheistic religions that worship a female god? I need a new religion but I don't want to worship a man. That would be icky. Any ideas Lemmy?

Sincerely,
an aspiring holy man

P.S.
This is definitly not a troll post

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SybilVanereply
lemmy.ca

You could try worshipping mother nature?

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daggermoonreply
piefed.world

Isn't that just Wicca?

Edit: I found this pic of her

This might work. That's a diety worthy of worship.

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Offering wire-wrapped semi-precious stone pendants, watercolor postcards, and if you know how to ask, shrooms.

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jaybonereply
lemmy.zip

Does she do porn? Asking for a friend.

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daggermoonreply
piefed.world

It was some reddit users earth day costume. I found the post while searching mother nature sexy.

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Linguistically, pasta is a feminine noun in Italian.

Be welcome my new pastafarian

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He Touched Me, and Now He's Inside Me, and That's How I Know He's Coming

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lyrics from the Beatles:

Come together
Right now
Over me
Shoot me
Right
Come, come, come, come, come

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