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bun_alert_system·Bun Alert Systembyconfusedpuppy

Protest the power

My parents and neighbour are demanding the destruction of my bunny garden. The patch of grass and native plants that grows next to my garden. The patch of grass where the bunnies chill during the day when the sun is high.

I'm protesting. The bunny garden must stay. These old people are gonna have to fight me before they touch a blade of grass from my bunny garden.

You got a problem with buns and you got a problem with me. Plus I got a whole lot of native chickweed seeds and clover seeds. I'm ready to escalate and bomb both lawns with 'em.

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