Spyke
lemmy.ca

I like to imagine the alternative world, where instead of deplanetizing Pluto, they planetized all the dwarf planets and planetoids in our system.

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frogreply
feddit.uk

The Earth's Moon is about 1.5 times bigger than Pluto.

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mrsemireply
lemmy.world

in Asimov's Foundation series, there is (was) a galaxy-spanning human civilization, but Earth was lost and mostly considered mythical. One of the arguments against it actually existing was the absurdity of such a double planet system existing. In the wider galaxy only giant planets had such large satellites.

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In his books were they similarly absurdly tiny, rotating in irregular orbits well outside of their class of planets, and inhabiting an entire solar system of similarly sized unremarkable objects?

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And the 2006 decimation of planet that made Pluto not a planet explicitly added "must not orbit another object" to stop the moon from being a planet.

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lemmy.world

The earth's moon is an extreme outlier to our knowledge. Thea made our world weird

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Is it an outlier because the moon is a pretty big satellite for such a snall planet?

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mkwtreply
lemmy.world

If that happened, then school children would no longer be required to learn the names of all of the planets. That's just a practical concern with adding another several dozen planets to the list.

And I think it is worthwhile to make kids learn the names and some basic facts about the 8 planets we have.

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leminal.space

Did you ever have to memorize the periodic table? This would be a walk in the park by comparison, at least using the current dwarf planet definition.

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piefed.zip

It's a grade school vs high school thing though. Also only our AP chem class had to memorize the entire table. Knowing the first 20-40 was sufficient for everyone else.

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mkwtreply
lemmy.world

Officially only 4 trans-Neptunian objects have been recognized as dwarf planets. But here's a paper that proposes another 36 known objects to be dwarf planets.

That's about what the situation was in 2006 as well. A new technology was worked out to make it easier to find these, and once it did a bunch of discoveries came in really fast. The writing was definitely on the wall.

If you include the entire Oort cloud, there could be billions of objects out there.

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lemmy.ca

I think that’s so cool!

I wonder what they’re like (I’m sure the answer is cold and rocky, but still!)

We need more deities!

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According to Plato we can just keep making them up. So I'm down!

My addition is Uupta goddess of warm fires and comforting foods. Put her wherever but I feel she's close to the sun somehow.

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leminal.space

I thought dwarf planets still had to be round, and they just lack the "cleared its orbit" requirement (e.g. Ceres in the asteroid belt). That would disqualify any Oort cloud objects except Pluto and Charon as far as I know.

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mkwtreply
lemmy.world

It's true. Dwarf planets do have to be round ("in hydrostatic equilibrium"). That requirement will definitely disqualify many of the hypothetical billions of Oort cloud objects.

Ceres is an official dwarf planet, but I excluded it from my list because I was focusing on trans-Neptunians.

A big reason why the IAU hasn't confirmed most of the 36 is because they want strong evidence of roundness, like a spacecraft flyby with direct imaging. Pluto and Eris are close enough that earth telescopes can just barely resolve some of their shapes.

Finally, Pluto and Charon are too close to be considered in the Oort cloud. Sedna, whose discovery precipitated a lot of this crisis, has been nominated as the very first discovered object in the "inner Oort cloud." Sedna's perihelion is at 76 AU.

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Oops, right -- Pluto and Charon are in the Kuiper Belt, not the Oort Cloud. I really shouldn't mix those up.

I thought Haumea, Eris, and Makemake were solidly considered dwarf planets. But we don't have good images of those, do we?

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Anikireply
feddit.org

in fact, there are only glowing stars and non-glowing stars :)

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lemmy.world

I've said it before and I'll say it again: I'm not concerned with Pluto's feelings. If it's too small, has an irregular orbit, hasn't cleared its immediate vicinity, etc., then fine, it doesn't meet the objective standards by which we're going to define planets going forward, that's totally acceptable.

But saying that a dwarf planet isn't a planet is just bad etymology. It's got the word planet right in there, but it's not a planet? That's super confusing for the casual user.

Planetoid, on the other hand, had been in common use for literally decades, and it makes perfectly good etymological sense. Asteroid = star-like, because if you're not careful you might mistake it for a star. Planetoid = planet-like, for the same reason.

I don't want justice for Pluto, I want justice for linguistic clarity!

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Should be something like PeniPlanet/PaenPlanet = “Almost a planet”, Like Peninsula/Paeninsula = “Almost an island”

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feddit.org

fun fact: it's also the only planet discovered by an american, which i suspect is why americans have such a big "pluto is a planet" movement - they're proud of the only planet they discovered.

i've literally never heard anyone argue about whether pluto is a planet over here in europe. it's just not an issue.

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lemmy.world

I don’t think most Americans are aware of Pluto being an American discovery. That would require scientific and historical knowledge, both things that are not our strong points.

I say this as an American astronomy nerd.

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Anikireply
feddit.org

“People still love Pluto; they always have,” Sweitzer said. “Think of it this way. Let’s say you have a dozen cats at home, but one of them has always been kind of strange. It’s furry like a cat. It has four legs like a cat. But every so often it barks. But you just think, ‘Oh, that’s just strange Sparky. He’s a little off.’ Then one day you learn about dogs and all of a sudden you realize Sparky is actually not a cat at all-he’s a dog. That doesn’t change how much you love Sparky. And that is how it is with Pluto.”

whoa that's charming :3

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Wow, what a stupid fucking waste of time and money.

I'm struggling to put into words why this shit irks me so much... It's like they're trying to turn mainstream understanding of science into a team sport like they've done with politics.

In fact, now that I think about it that way it makes complete sense, and it's been wildly successful.

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rokerreply
thelemmy.club

This comment takes the cake for the weirdest anti-American comment I've read on Lemmy today. I get it, America is bad, but how in the sam's hell did you come to the conclusion that it had anything to do with an American discovering it? (90% of the country probably doesn't know that, btw)

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Yeah as an American I had no idea. Our main source of pride with space is the whole walking on the moon thing.

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I mean, there was a group of Europeans that were pretty adamant about it not being a planet.

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melsaskcareply
lemmy.ca

What about in the old myths where Pluto, Neptune, Mars were used as god's names? Weren't they referring to the planets back then?

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That said, some planets that are visible with the naked eye have been long associated with deities. Notably Venus (sometimes called the Morningstar) was associated with beauty/love goddesses including Venus/Aphrodite and Ishtar/Inanna.

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piefed.social

Pluto is not sentient. It cares not for the judgement of men.

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Didn't even the poor guy finish a whole victory lmao around the sun either

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lemmy.world

https://youtu.be/kK0KPuH32mc

Take a lesson from space

They say "Pluto's not a planet"

Do you think that Pluto gives a shit?

Pluto is not gonna quit

'Cause Pluto can take a hit

And Pluto knows what Pluto is

And Pluto knows that Pluto's

Hot shit!

And you know Pluto knows it

I won't ever be a planet, it don't matter, 'cause I know that I'm still

Hot shit!

And you're hot shit too, so get out of your brain and just do what you're supposed to do!

Hot shit!

And you know Pluto knows it

Expect some fuckin' magic from the Dwarf Planet

Hot shit!

And you're hot shit too, so get out of your way and just do what you were born to do!

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With depravity I break laws of gravity

Blast past the atmosphere to the last frontier

I go boldly through space and time

The sky's the limit, but they're limiting the sky

I break orbit by habit

I ignite satellites and leave rings round the planets

A flying ace like that beagle

Nevertheless this alien remains illegal

Cause their discovery don't cover me, the immigrants

Been left in the cold to grow old and disintegrate

Discriminate against the distant and disclaim this

Cause small minds can't see past Uranus

But I shun their rays, cause stun's just a phase

And my odyssey runs in 2001 ways

And I can see clearly now like Hubble

Shoved off the shuttle, here's my rebuttal It's a planet

Who do you represent? I represent the smallest planet

Attorney in this tourney versus those who tried to ban it

If you don't agree, go see Interplanet Janet

Cause the sun is star, like Pluto is planet

So lend me all your ears and let me state my case

About all the types of satellites we must embrace

Cause like parents' great-grandparents

This planet was an immigrant; to deport it's an offense

It's an upstanding member of the solar system

Apply the laws of Earth and make it a victim

Of Proposition 187

When Pluto spawns a moon it will apply to the heavens

I'll damn thee like Judas of Iscariot

If you demote this mote remote to affiliate

It's like taking ET's custody from Elliot

Support your Lilliput, 'cause simply put

Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

Pluto is a planet. Pluto!

Do it

For the

Children

If not for yourself

Pluto

Is a

2 Skinnee J’s - Pluto

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Exactly. Planet is a social construct and we changed the threshold for what was considered one.

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prolereply
lemmy.blahaj.zone

No, our scientific understanding evolved, and a classification of something changed. It's really not any deeper than that.

Happens constantly in science. Kind of one of its defining features actually

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chunesreply
lemmy.world

Because it broke our mnemonics.

My very educated mother just served us nine pizzas.

Pizzas. Nine of them.

Not nachos.

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They thought they were being taught a capital T Truth about how the world works and they were never told that that's not how science works. So when science took away that Truth, their entire worldview was in peril because what other Truths can just be thrown out willy-nilly?!

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It honestly irks the fuck out of me that people care so much (or pretend to care as some form of cultural pantomime?).

Turning science into a team sport. What could possibly go wrong.

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People care about things not because of some intrinsic value, but because of our relationship to them.

We love our pets, and don't really care about food animals. We are upset when a friend is in an accident, but not about people who died 500 years ago. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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The new definition is bullshit. Even earth hasn't fully cleared its orbit.

Gótefodamn Inyalowdas just wanna keep my home Ceres down, Sasa Ké?

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It also has a bunch of new, much less scarily big friends now. HulkAbsoluteWin.png

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I'll never forgive or forget what they did to you Pluto

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piefed.social

How many planets are in orbit around the sun? 8
How many planets are in the entire universe? 8, because a planet has to orbit the sun.

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DivineDevreply
piefed.social

How many planets have ever completed an orbit around the sun: 8, since Pluto has such a long orbital period that in its entire time as a planet it did not even finish a single one.

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divergingreply
piefed.social

Pluto has completed millions of orbits around the sun.

At the time of the IAUs release of the definition of a planet, Neptune had not completed an orbit since its discovery, and yet they still called it a planet. Clearly, this weird and arbitrary statement that you have put forth did not matter.

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I think it was sufficiently clear to just be a fun fact, not the implication that pluto did not complete orbits around the sun before it was discovered or whatever

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Neptune has completed one though. So Pluto is the only planet to officially not complete an orbit while it was called a planet. It doesn't affect whether it's a planet or not, it's just an interesting quiz question.

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divergingreply
piefed.social

The IAU resolution (pdf) that they voted on does not include what comes after "More generally". The page that you link to is apparently the source and is not official.

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Lumidaubreply
feddit.org

That PDF says "Definition of a Planet in the Solar System" and "The IAU therefore resolves that planets and other bodies in our Solar System be defined into three distinct categories in the following way".

I mean, what would you call the big, roughly ball-shaped thingies orbiting Kepler-62?

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divergingreply
piefed.social

Because planets only exist in the solar system.

They attempted to create a definition for an "exoplanet" but that never passed, so aggregations of matter orbiting stars outside the solar system have no official name.

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I feel quite confident that we, as a species, will one day, in the not too distant future (maybe even next Sunday CE), come collectively to the conclusion that things that behave like the planets of our solar system but do so with regards to a different star also deserve the honour of being called planets. That's the least bit of faith I have in humanity.

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Dear Plato, In your perfect world of forms, what is the form of a planet. Or is this just something arbitrary we came up with.

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We degraded status of planet named after god of underworld... and the world started going down the drain.

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lemmy.blahaj.zone

I fucking hate this shit so much. THIS is what "science" means to average Americans, making posts on the internet about being emotional about how a fucking planet is or isn't classified.

No real curiosity, or desire to understand anything. Just repeat the meme so everyone knows that you're in on the "culture"too and lol omg Pluto is a planet and that is so important to me guys.

It's not "just fun," It's just another facet of the pervasive anti-intellectualism in this country.

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Memes are just internet insiders so of course you'd find "I'm in on the joke"-stuff in this part of it. So stop whinging.

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