"I want to meet straight woman in local public spaces to form heterosexual relationships with them. On the way to those spaces, sometimes I get so excited about kissing a woman and liking it that I just trip on my untied shoelaces and fall mouth first onto men's erect gay penises? I HATE confrontation, so as I'm already there, I just finish the job so the person doesn't get upset. Is this happening to anyone else?"
"Is there a way to play pickleball, as an EXTREMELY straight man, without inevitably having sex with all the men right on the court Every. Single. Time? I just wanted a healthy hobby so I could exercise and attract more non-gay women for handjobs, breast holding and more. Other straight dudes, what have you done in the past when this has happened to you?"
"I'm big on two things; water preservation and NOT being gay. Obviously those things might conflict when you realize you have to ask your two male roommates to start showering with you as a third, straight male. The most efficient use of the water is obviously if we all stand under the one steam together, backs to fronts in a circle? How would you do this in the straightest way?"
Straightest Reddit user
This should be a whole community.
"I want to meet straight woman in local public spaces to form heterosexual relationships with them. On the way to those spaces, sometimes I get so excited about kissing a woman and liking it that I just trip on my untied shoelaces and fall mouth first onto men's erect gay penises? I HATE confrontation, so as I'm already there, I just finish the job so the person doesn't get upset. Is this happening to anyone else?"
"Is there a way to play pickleball, as an EXTREMELY straight man, without inevitably having sex with all the men right on the court Every. Single. Time? I just wanted a healthy hobby so I could exercise and attract more non-gay women for handjobs, breast holding and more. Other straight dudes, what have you done in the past when this has happened to you?"
"I'm big on two things; water preservation and NOT being gay. Obviously those things might conflict when you realize you have to ask your two male roommates to start showering with you as a third, straight male. The most efficient use of the water is obviously if we all stand under the one steam together, backs to fronts in a circle? How would you do this in the straightest way?"
Anon was horny
It's ok to be a gay crossdresser
crossdressers are not necessarily gay
They are when they start servicing men.
It’s not gay to have sex with men if you’re just doing it to get off.
Yeah what ever happened to bros before hoes? Ain't nothing gay with a bro helping another bro out smh
I'd have thought that was the only reason to have sex with someone unless you're tryna have kids.
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what does that mean?
egg
Oh I see
It's cool bro, just say no homo then it's just 2 straight guys making sweet sweet love, nothing gay about that. One bro helping out another.
Look, it happens to everyone. Nothing to worry about