Job Description vs Reality [@colo_vn]
::: spoiler Transcript 2 panel comic
Panel 1: In Job Description [a swan sits at a desk working on a computer while sipping a drink from a crazy straw in the shape of a heart. There is an A/C unit blowing at 26 degrees Celsius. The swan is content]
Panel 2: Reality [the swan, dressed as Doctor Strange in a tattered cloak, wings steepled in concentration, attempts to juggle 6 tasks at one as 6 wings project from its back each with a different object in hand (from left to right: keyboard with mouse, a tray of 3 boba teas, a stack of papers that say “Task”, a laptop showing the Windows Blue Screen of Death with a smiley face instead of a sad face, a phone with notifications for Zalo, Gmail and Shipper showing 999+ unread notifications, and a boom with dustpan] :::
26°C inside? That is rough.
That's bad in both Celsius and Fahrenheit. Too hot and too cold, respectively.
Give me 24° inside or give me death!
22 is plenty
Make it 19 and I feel comfy.
For men, maybe! Small women like me run really cold.
I know, it's a battle as old as the invention of the office building
God, I wish. I’m small woman, I pour sweat at 20 :(
If there is a fan, that's perfect!
The opposite also works
Chief Domestic Operations Executive (CDOE).... in other words: house cleaner
I’d rather be responsible for managing my own multitasking than be stuck in a job designed for people who can’t even manage their own time.
You work hard, you play hard. Between 12 and 12.15 every 4th Friday with half a slice of pizza. Mandatory.
The bottom is my resume, the top is my actual performance
boba?
Boba tea
that's bubble tea
Yes, it’s called bubble tea, or boba tea.
no that's tapioca tea
Well tell Wikipedia and the millions of boba tea shops out there that market it as such that they’re wrong. Honestly…
I think you're talking about pearl tea