tumblrbyheliotrope rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwichView original on retrofed.com321Comments15
heliotrope replyretrofed.com2Hide 2 repliesI was going to post this to [email protected], but I decided it wasn't strange enough, so I changed it to [email protected] and left the title as it was.13
VViking_Hippie replylemmy.dbzer0.com"You wonton hussy!" hits different. And by "different", I mean "more racially stereotyping" 😬2
Zier fedia.io1Hide 1 replyTaco Bell: "Can I take your order?" Me: "Yeah, can I get an erotic burrito?" Taco Bell: ...9
Lumidaub feddit.org3Hide 3 repliesYes, I too feel that neuroerotic is an accurate adjective for whatever tf is going on with my brain.7
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Punchline in the title, why
I was going to post this to [email protected], but I decided it wasn't strange enough, so I changed it to [email protected] and left the title as it was.
I'll buy that for a dollar
Yeah, kind of an erotic take, if you ask me.
Reminded me of this :-
"You wonton hussy!" hits different.
And by "different", I mean "more racially stereotyping" 😬
Taco Bell: "Can I take your order?"
Me: "Yeah, can I get an erotic burrito?"
Taco Bell: ...
the guy making your burrito before he shoves his dick in it:
Yes, I too feel that neuroerotic is an accurate adjective for whatever tf is going on with my brain.
Don't just tease us with that - we want to
seehear more!That's between the husband and me. By which I obviously mean my invite-only OnlyFans.
Now that's what I call neuroerotic! :-P
That would be a Carl’s Jr. menu item
"She was looking like an erotic vulture"