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piefed.social

Turns out I am

  1. quite allergic to Bad Dragon Cum Lube

  2. disgusting and I get it all over me and not just my hands since hand and dick washing didn't save me

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lemmy.world

and dick washing didn't save me

Are you sure you used enough dick? I've heard it's recommended to use at least 3 dicks. Remember, dilution is the solution.

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fedia.io

Bang Energy is actually a potion that teleports you through time and space

9

I drink the cheapest drip coffee they sell at the supermarket and therefore am below untouchable.

4

Real ones drink XLUBE dry, way better than Bad Dragon. Where does squirt fall on this list?

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