DOJ Launches Criminal Investigation Into All Women
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It's about time for them to add cooties to the controlled substances list.
Oh please don't give them any ideas. These dumb motherfuckers would have a hissy-fit over the schoolyard rhyme "circle circle, dot dot, now I got my cootie shot." For being vaccine propaganda.
It probably was... :))
😂👌
I love how they have no story, just a pic and a headline.
Yeah, The Onion has always had a section on their site where the headline is the entire joke. This is one of those times where I wish they fleshed it out into a full article.
Not all men!
... but maybe all women?
Women is a trip
Other than linda mcmahon are there even any left in the cabinet?
No, the rest of them are all under the desk.
Finally! Women are so gross 🤮
It's them cooties, you see? By His Hand ✝️🙏
The Onion is brilliant.
Whatever it is they'll need to calm down