Doctor's warning tells women not to put ice lollies in vagina during heatwave
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Butts are still cool though, right?
Sucks to be a lady this summer.
Stop sticking popsicles in your ass!
But I use it to shit! Anal is so cool…
Why can’t I use the same thing I use to shit on everything, you know… on everything else? It’s a sex thing and I’m pushing it on everyone so why not?
Why is my asshole off limits? Why can’t we talk about my asshole? Why can’t my shit be on everything? Why can’t I instead shit on everything?
If anal is cool why can’t everything be cool with my anus and all it contains?
What can’t I shit on everything?
Why isn’t everything okay with my feces???
I was trying to go for the Archer bit lol
You wouldn't need to put ice in there, if they were
They should really print that on the packaging.^The linked article has been changed by OP since I posted that and my joke doesn't work as well now, it's not as deadpan with this article. Please try not to change links that make comments out of context.
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but after is ok right?
Do you think the model thought this would be the headline when she posed for this photo?
Doctors, keeping you alive but taking the fun out of living.
Well where's the fun in that?
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updated to another source
Gross