clemmyshitpost·Lemmy Shitpostbycaptain_solanum How could I prepare for this market scenario?View original on sh.itjust.works313Comments28Reply
WWhoIzDisIz replylemmy.todayJust don't pee on the way up, or going back around is gonna be even messier than it ought to.7Reply
ssaltesc replylemmy.worldMultiverse travel. The timeline shows very different results ocurring but there's no z-axis to show us where they occur. One day we'll figure out the mysteries of the stockmos...12Reply
ssunrisepirate piefed.social1Hide 1 replyHonestly this makes as much sense as what the market is actually doing.33Reply
UUnrefinedChihuahua replylemmy.dbzer0.com"It's possible that we are in a completely fraudulent system."11Reply
aamda feddit.nl1Hide 1 reply You would have to be a fucking idiot not to buy here... the pattern is so ovious26Reply
ChaoticNeutralCzech replyfeddit.orgWhen time is being manipulated and it's not you doing it... a time traveller is profitting off the stock market. SELL!7Reply
ccaptain_solanum sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyAnd don't say "turn your piss into gold" because it's sold out already.17Reply
ssome_random_nick replylemmy.worldYou snooze, you lose. Better luck in the next economic crisis!4Reply
mycodesucks lemmy.worldInstead of buying and selling futures you have to get into the pasts market.16Reply
First_Thunder lemmy.zip1Hide 1 replyYou gotta invest in those countries that already have experience in upside down, like Australia14Reply
r00ty kbin.lifeIf you see a ticker board like that, wake up. Or actually don't. Use it as a trigger to know you're dreaming and have a nice lucid dream.11Reply
BL4CKP1XX13 [they/it] lemmy.dbzer0.comThis is what would display if someone vibe-coded a dashboard.11Reply
SShinkanTrain lemmy.mlIt's doing a loopity-loop, it's time to sell, then buy again when it finishes.4Reply
mmumblerfish lemmy.worldEasy, if the market bifurcates in time, you simply exist in the time before the bifircation event (use time machine if necessary) then you buy the cheap one and sell it as expensive.3Reply
ZZkuld lemmy.worldOnce the market bends back in time and is behind us, we can all go outside again.2Reply
AAllero lemmy.todayIf you can reverse time like this, you'll have more interesting things to do than market manipulation1Reply
cchortle_tortle mander.xyzI'm a bit more of a risk adverse investor, but I buy both low and high, so I can diversify and normalize losses and gains as they re-converge.1Reply
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Do this:
Hope this helps!
A barrel roll!
Just don't pee on the way up, or going back around is gonna be even messier than it ought to.
Pfft. Learn to time travel n00b. Skill issue.
Multiverse travel. The timeline shows very different results ocurring but there's no z-axis to show us where they occur.
One day we'll figure out the mysteries of the stockmos...
Honestly this makes as much sense as what the market is actually doing.
"It's possible that we are in a completely fraudulent system."
You would have to be a fucking idiot not to buy here... the pattern is so ovious
When time is being manipulated and it's not you doing it... a time traveller is profitting off the stock market. SELL!
And don't say "turn your piss into gold" because it's sold out already.
You snooze, you lose. Better luck in the next economic crisis!
Instead of buying and selling futures you have to get into the pasts market.
You gotta invest in those countries that already have experience in upside down, like Australia
Instructions unclear, invested in Hawkins, Indiana.
Short yesterday
If you see a ticker board like that, wake up. Or actually don't. Use it as a trigger to know you're dreaming and have a nice lucid dream.
This is what would display if someone vibe-coded a dashboard.
It's doing a loopity-loop, it's time to sell, then buy again when it finishes.
Maybe a CRT monitor and a big magnet?
Easy, if the market bifurcates in time, you simply exist in the time before the bifircation event (use time machine if necessary) then you buy the cheap one and sell it as expensive.
Ride the time singularity to the past, then enjoy dinosaurs.
stonks
Once the market bends back in time and is behind us, we can all go outside again.
You need a reverse mortgage to ride this out.
Inverse back-testing
Is this the stock price for Pork Futures?
If you can reverse time like this, you'll have more interesting things to do than market manipulation
I'm a bit more of a risk adverse investor, but I buy both low and high, so I can diversify and normalize losses and gains as they re-converge.