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Brem
lemmy.world

What do "Students For Trump" get degrees in???? Wait..I can already see the commercial:

Students for Trump College! Apply NOW! We specialize in:

  • Ineptitude

  • Corruption

  • Being Old

  • Island Stuff

  • Clogging Toilet With Document

  • Bone Spur Exploitation

  • Crashing Economy

  • Crushing Humanity

  • Crashing World

  • Grabbing By Vulva

  • Finding Out What a Vulva Is

  • Bigly

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halcyoncmdrreply
piefed.social

Business management and accounting. The pumpkin spice latte of degrees.

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Bremreply
lemmy.world

Oh dang, I feel personally attacked. Nice job, soldier. The first time I stopped going to college.. it was for business management. Not a fan of spiced latte or pumpkin shart. I see you. Much love.

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halcyoncmdrreply
piefed.social

Don't get me wrong... I love me a pumpkin spice latte. Place near me that does monthly seasonal stuff calls it the "basic bitch" when it's in season.

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Bremreply
lemmy.world

It's not basic. Basic is coffee. Latte is extra. Pumpkin spice should be seasonal but Karen went straight to management and fixed dat shit.

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Bremreply
lemmy.world

Seasonal should be not every season, btw. Halloween or fall is plenty. Preferably, keep it (and the candles) within 2 weeks of Halloween.

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Bremreply
lemmy.world

I don't think mathematics can account for the amount of shit that dude produces

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auzy1reply
lemmy.world

It rarely is

These people just have have anger management issues and are insecure. They don't understand the word no.

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