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flexible mason's rule made of lead

::: spoiler transcript Tweet by @9inofmalenia: (in all caps) went to the store with my mom and said I want the lesbian candle and she looked at me and went you have enough lesbian stuff already how about getting a girlfriend for once thats pretty lesbian to me :::

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Maybe it's just because I'm a crude, clueless older male, but I'm envisioning a candle that can be burnt from either end — much like a double-ended... uhm... adult toy.

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“I need the candle to make things official, mom. I’ve slept with 47 women, but none of them knew I was a lesbian without the candle!”

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hehe. if you thought lead was toxic, in a textbook we have from the 1970s about hand drafting and sketching, on the very same page lesbian rules are mentioned it notes the following:

Pencil lines or dirt can be removed from tracing cloth by rubbing lightly with a cloth moistened with carbon tetrachloride (Carbona) or benzine [sic] (Energine). Use either with care in a well-ventilated area.

we also have a couple masonry textbooks, and lesbian rules in masonry applications look to be very antiquated, at least from a quick peek at them, sadly.

then again we did yuri with another girl irl on a brick construction site recently! perhaps the true lesbian rules were the girls and fembys we kissed along the way

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Lesbians aren't super flexible. None of the ones I've hit on were willing to sleep with a man.

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