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Before

  • alt-tab Slack, glances over messages that need attention, goes back to work (5s)
  • git push, clicks link to create merge request (3s)

After

  • Starts claude, waits for load time, types "check slack and give me a summary", goes and gets coffee, comes back and realizes that Claude is waiting for a confirmation prompt, presses enter and goes and gets more coffee (15 minutes)
  • Starts claude, waits, types "can you push this code and create a merge request", has enough time to go on PieFed to bitch about AI (30 minutes)

๐Ÿ‘ produckiv go up ๐Ÿ“ˆ

Gotta spend those tokens! We have a stupid leaderboard at my work now.

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No bro! You're prompting it wrong! Just tell it to be fast and not make any mistakes!! This will totally revolutionize software engineering (we want to fire you) in 18 months, I promise!!

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