Spyke

My baby’s a cop but he’s not verbal yet.
I hope you know sign language, suckers…

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feddit.org

genius - now make one with an elderly person "Just because he thinks, he will be alive in 30years, doenst mean he will be" - "dont let grandparents decide your future" "even if they want to"

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Soulphitereply
reddthat.com

Ya know... there's age restrictions the first parts of one's life... why the fuck not that last parts of their life?

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Mostly because they have nothing better to do than vote, so politicians cater to them pretty heavily.

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lemmy.world

Especially if he wants to. Once he starts craving he has to buy his own

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Maybe he can start buying the stash with all that grandma money he keeps getting

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sopuli.xyz

But I don't know of a single Boss Baby who doesn't do lines of cocaine. They don't become CEOs by doing normal baby things.

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Hello this is my son Goldman Slacks. He already does more cocaine than me. Always suckin them tiddies too. He’s got the best hedge fund at the daycare with hella diaper holdings

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Maybe that’s true of other babies, but mine is mature enough to handle it. I’ll make sure things don’t get too crazy.

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