Spyke

Wow. Just, fucking hell.

This is exactly what your founding fathers wanted for the country's future when they caused that huge ruckus 250 years ago!! Yeah, they deffo wanted a bunch of roided up buffoons punching each other to distract from narcissistic mushy brained idiots decades of child rape. Well done, well fucking done.

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lemmy.world

President Camacho delivers again. Can’t wait for Brawndo taps around the place.

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Yeah everyone knows Idiocracy was the better timeline. They were stupid but they weren't hateful or mean and appreciated intelligence in the end.

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foggyreply
lemmy.world

He ran in 2024. In character. Obviously didn't go far.

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TIL that congress has to approve what the UFC spends their money on. The UFC is footing the entire 60 million dollar cost.

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Im convinced 2012 pulled the planet into the warp and the chaos gods are just trying to see how subtle they can be turning the planet into a demon world for fun.

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I just want a normal amount of healthcare 😔. This is a middle finger to every working American

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lemmy.world

Hopefully this is a Celebrity Deathmatch between Sleepy Joe and Pedo Don.

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“Now I understand everyone's shit's emotional right now...

But I've got a three point plan that's going to fix…

EVERYTHING!”

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You reached the end

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