We had such hopes in 1993. I was not raised to love Reagan. The mood had shifted and there was fresh energy about what the future might hold. Old symbols were falling. Gen X was raising its voice. We had about a decade of this, then the Supreme Court more or less decided the presidency. The WTC attack killed any remaining momentum.
I didn't know the seeds were already there, festering, for this heinous timeline we're enduring. But now that I've arrived in the last panel, I see the horrible, efficient logic of it all. Capitalism is the means by which a generation of grasshoppers turned into a plague of locusts.
It is 2035 & I am an assisted living nurse. Recent law has allowed me to euthanize the elderly because the baby-boomers are dying in mass numbers and human infrastructure & greed didn't account for a mass-exit from livin' easy.
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Fuckin' baby-boomers, yo
I am this, exactly.
We had such hopes in 1993. I was not raised to love Reagan. The mood had shifted and there was fresh energy about what the future might hold. Old symbols were falling. Gen X was raising its voice. We had about a decade of this, then the Supreme Court more or less decided the presidency. The WTC attack killed any remaining momentum.
I didn't know the seeds were already there, festering, for this heinous timeline we're enduring. But now that I've arrived in the last panel, I see the horrible, efficient logic of it all. Capitalism is the means by which a generation of grasshoppers turned into a plague of locusts.
They both have to go.
It is 2035 & I am an assisted living nurse. Recent law has allowed me to euthanize the elderly because the baby-boomers are dying in mass numbers and human infrastructure & greed didn't account for a mass-exit from livin' easy.
And the President was still born in 1946.
Only the poor elderly, of course. It will never apply to the wealthy and powerful.
Every Luigi has a Mario, bro.
Perchance.
You can't just say "perchance"
Perchance crushing turtussy
Like, any of 'em? Because I know a few elderly assholes
I keep getting older and they stay the same age.
Also worth noting that the presidents from 1993 and 2008 are months younger than the one now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ds0M7uk1-dY
He just needs some essence of gelfling and he will be good as new.
If that's supposed to be Donny, they got the hair all wrong.
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