Spyke
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He'll just dish out embarrassment and introduce a new grade called z for failed so bad you landed on last letter.

Or

He'll see the genius and create a new grade on the upper end and give it SS rank

There is no in between.

3

Hunters who are good at tracking are able to follow a squonk by its tear-stained trail, for the animal weeps constantly.

:(

2

A recursive flag???? Some people my pass out of excitement. (I'm close yo passing out already)

5

Indonesia, Poland, Monaco, Hesse, Thuringia, Alsace and Cologne: A red and a white stripe, best I can do.

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xkcd #3250: Flag Design | Spyke