I mean the pigs that spend most of their day in a small confined space in fear of people, stuffing their faces with processed foods. You know, the pigs who are owned by large corporations.
That’s an insult to dogs. K9 cops are the only “cops” that don’t chose their career and the ones sent running headlong into danger, often without protective equipment, because their lazy handlers won’t risk their own skin. Punch a police dog (and you’re a bastard if you do); assault on an officer. Leave your “partner” locked inside the squad car to die during the summer (and you’re a bastard regardless); “tragic accident”.
yeah, I am COMPLETELY against using dogs in this manner. If the police wouldn't run in themselves to stop danger, why the fuck do they send dogs, who have no choice in the matter, in to face danger. Fucking cunts.
You know what, I'll just copy–paste this here, although I've never actually hoarded examples of all the times Lemmy was essentially as dumb as Reddit:
Several weeks ago, there was this post in a news community to a BBC News article. It was a real article; no tricks, correct headline. But the link was a 404. When I found it, it was upvoted about 20–0. I downvoted it as obviously nonfunctional but also commented remarking that it’s a 404 and giving the OP the correct link. When I came back to that post a couple hours later hoping to upvote a fixed link, the link was unchanged, it was upvoted 50–1 (my downvote), and it had one comment (mine) upvoted 1–0. (Edit: I checked, to preemptively clarify, that this wasn’t a “me” problem.)
Lemmy users collectively have the media literacy of a housefly.
In this thread, you're the one we're giggling at because you think you're so clever, yet simultaneously fail to realize that everyone knows this shit is fake. Nobody cares about your previous interactions, just how dumb and smarmy you look here.
You’ll be tagged as the one who thought a shitpost was serious
Please do tag me; tag me as the one who didn't think a shitpost was serious but that Lemmy users collectively cannot be trusted to tell the difference.
I see your point, but the people you’re speaking of (ones who don’t check the community name before taking this for granted) are probably not going to be reading these comments either, they’re most likely 400 metric screen-spans away by now and pausing a couple milliseconds as they try to parse a post about jeans made out of beans.
but the people you’re speaking of (ones who don’t check the community name before taking this for granted) are probably not going to be reading these comments either
Genuinely fair, well-considered point. I appreciate it and will consider it more heavily the next time I see something like this.
Legend 👏🏼👏🏼
Poor piggies :(
Which ones? The animals, or the animals?
I mean the friendly intelligent ones, that sing to their children and do not have donuts as their primary food source.
Ah got it.
He means the pigs that squeal when they don't get their way and have the intelligence of a dog.
Still kinda vague.
I mean the pigs that spend most of their day in a small confined space in fear of people, stuffing their faces with processed foods. You know, the pigs who are owned by large corporations.
Hmmmmmm
Still not quite sure
That’s an insult to dogs. K9 cops are the only “cops” that don’t chose their career and the ones sent running headlong into danger, often without protective equipment, because their lazy handlers won’t risk their own skin. Punch a police dog (and you’re a bastard if you do); assault on an officer. Leave your “partner” locked inside the squad car to die during the summer (and you’re a bastard regardless); “tragic accident”.
yeah, I am COMPLETELY against using dogs in this manner. If the police wouldn't run in themselves to stop danger, why the fuck do they send dogs, who have no choice in the matter, in to face danger. Fucking cunts.
Got it. Police.
Thats offensive to the pigs! Dogs are way more intelligent than a cop
Fucking legend
waow
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Only issue with this is his introducing the pigs to unsafe individuals.
yeah, I just hope they didn't shoot the pigs (the animals). Those pigs don't deserve that.
you know when people do things that made you wish you had come up with it first?
If only this actually happened
I want to believe.
Google says he miraculously did it also in Georgia, Mississippi, ...
And it is only reported in the very respected news sources of facebook, and instagram
Don't forget youtube shorts,
it reached even there
Based
Florida man has a new sidekick
Florida man is the sidekick this man trolls for justice
Legend
It's a good joke but not worth getting arrested for... I feel like he didn't plan very much... :)
If this turns into "terrorism using pigs", I will give him bonus points. It may actually do that in America.
I certainly hoped the pigs shit and pissed all over the Confederate run police station.
Not all heroes wear capes.
I'm pretty sure he has a pig farm
And then everyone stood up and clapped.
Guys, you can slap text over anyone's portrait and say they did literally anything; it doesn't make it true.
Edit: Oh, Lemmy does not like being told that they can't be trusted to have basic media literacy.
It's a shitpost mate, settle down.
First time?
Lemmy will and does believe literally anything; I'm sorry that I take it within that context.
You must be so fun at parties
The people I party with aren't morons like the average Lemmy user.
We all knew this was fake, you were just the only one dumb enough to think others believed it. Ironic.
You know what, I'll just copy–paste this here, although I've never actually hoarded examples of all the times Lemmy was essentially as dumb as Reddit:
Lemmy users collectively have the media literacy of a housefly.
In this thread, you're the one we're giggling at because you think you're so clever, yet simultaneously fail to realize that everyone knows this shit is fake. Nobody cares about your previous interactions, just how dumb and smarmy you look here.
No, but like Lemmy users, they are invisible.
You'll be tagged as the one who thought a shitpost was serious, got corrected, and doubled down.
I’m starting to recognize their username.
Please do tag me; tag me as the one who didn't think a shitpost was serious but that Lemmy users collectively cannot be trusted to tell the difference.
YOU are the one that cannot tell the difference! You seem to not know where you are.
You: Don't believe it! It's a shitpost!
Everyone: Haha Yeah it's a shitpost. That's... Why we're here.
You: No, you don't get it! It's not real!
Everyone: Yeah, we know.
You: I'm the only one who knew!!
🥈heres your award
Not true. I'm Lemmy, and I don't believe you. Checkmate!
Shit.
So you believe literally anything?
I see your point, but the people you’re speaking of (ones who don’t check the community name before taking this for granted) are probably not going to be reading these comments either, they’re most likely 400 metric screen-spans away by now and pausing a couple milliseconds as they try to parse a post about jeans made out of beans.
Genuinely fair, well-considered point. I appreciate it and will consider it more heavily the next time I see something like this.
Good for you. Glad I could make a change today.
It's a shitpost. If it's true, it's funny. If it's not, it's still funny. So nobody actually cares whether it's true.
Wrong /c/ for logic, friend.
We know... Lol
I've fell victim to that one before. You'll learn
Not only "anyone's portrait", this one is giving off AI vibes. Slopposts are easier and easier to generate nowadays.