Spyke
lemmy.ml

why anyone would smoke cigarettes when weed exists is beyond me but ok.

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Different receptors. Also, cigarettes are way more addictive.

Edit: Did I get pushback for stating that cigarettes are highly addictive?

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oral fixation. it's a substitute for all the genitalia we'd like to be sucking on instead but can't, paradoxically because we are sucking on pacifiers to ease that pain.

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mastod0nreply
lemmy.world

why anyone would take drugs for stress relief when sports exist is beyond me but ok.

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BoosBeaureply
lemmy.world

why anyone would use sports for stress relief when art exists is beyond me but ok.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

why anyone would use art for stress relief when bottling up your feelings and disassociating exists is beyond me but ok.

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Why would anyone bother bottling up their feelings when refusing to acknowledge the existence of feelings exists is beyond me, but ok.

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opih8edreply
lemmy.world

Why anyone would use art for stress relief when heroin exists is beyond me, but ok.

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Rcklsabndnreply
sh.itjust.works

There's a tiny chance you may be one of those people that can stay productive on heroin and create great art while on it, so everyone should try it at least once. /S

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Way ahead of you. Probably have ingested enough opioids in my lifetime to kill the entire population of Ireland. Still am not a blues musician prodigy unfortunately.

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sopuli.xyz

I'm not sure why you put the /s. Heroin is on my bucket list. If I get cancer and I'm gonna die anyway. Fuck chemo. Gimme some fun drugs and let me ride it till I break.

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It's a fun substance before it takes over every aspect of your life. If I had to pick a bucket-list drug though, I'd probably choose oxymorphone over heroin/diacetylmorphine though. It's better in almost every way besides availability and cost. If the world started collapsing today my first stop would be the closest compounding pharmacy.

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lemmy.ml

Cigarette companies losing profits?

Let people have a relatively less problematic stress relief than cancer risk increasing smoke, right?
Tho, not sure about micro plastic content n all.

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lemmy.world

Want to downvote for censor the word fucking at the same time laughed.

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It's censored because censoring it is an automatic 4 comments of free engagement to boost you in the algorithms of various platforms.

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Downvote it and then upvote the uncensored one in the comments.

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lemmy.zip

Just suck a cock.

Guaranteed productivity boost, and company loyalty would skyrocket.

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lemmy.ml

Eh, I honestly wouldnt care if I saw this in public. As long as something someone does isn't a pain to others, non of my business.

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I'm not picky, most any body part will be fine for my oral fixation. Tits certainly a favorite tho

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Rcklsabndnreply
sh.itjust.works

For those that might not know: Pacifiers were/are used by people that are rolling/ high on mdma/ecstacy. The drug and/or whatever other drugs the pulls are cut with can cause jaw clenching and teeth grinding.

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I'm getting really tired of this kind of doomerism. Look, just because a tariff-loving, bigoted republican president is inflating securities markets wildly beyond their historical maximum book values by orders of magnitude in the context of sharply rising unemployment and homelessness, doesn't mean we're revisiting 1930s economic conditions. So I don't want to hear anymore about removed-environmental-protections this, and exponentially-increasing-environmental-disasters that. Just nut up, ignore the once-in-a generation, escalating geopolitical tensions, and go persecute some minorities just like Jesus Washington said to do in the Bible Constitution.

-Newsmax probably

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Liquirice roots are a better option in my opinion, but if it works for them I have no problem.

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Stress reliever | Spyke