Dlemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyDrCake Rare, slightly usedView original on lemmy.world415Comments16Reply
Smuuthbrane sh.itjust.works4Hide 4 repliesIt has electronics included, says "Dag GUM!" when you finish.40Reply
arctanthrope lemmy.worldit's not what you think, you only put your toes in it. it's a toe-mater32Reply
Snot Flickerman lemmy.blahaj.zone2Hide 2 repliesWhat a terrible day to have eyes and be able to read. ...I'd buy it though.22Reply
ddaannii lemmy.worldWhenever I see elaborate sex toys, my first thought always is. "How could you possibly keep that thing sanitized properly. I mean. Common.".6Reply
ttacosanonymous mander.xyzI sure hope it’s rare. Those cheap ass parts? There are better ways of giving your dick cancer.3Reply
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It’s this guy, right?
It has electronics included, says "Dag GUM!" when you finish.
Dag GUM that's yummy cum!
If I'm lyin' I'm cryin'.
In my tummy tum.
Shame it's doing the hot bit too late!
it's not what you think, you only put your toes in it. it's a toe-mater
What a terrible day to have eyes and be able to read.
...I'd buy it though.
Ker-chaang
I’d kachika this for hours
Sorry for the tired gif, but this is my exact reaction.
I bet it's not even officially licensed, smh
Oh...
Whenever I see elaborate sex toys, my first thought always is. "How could you possibly keep that thing sanitized properly. I mean. Common.".
... you're a bad car.
I sure hope it’s rare. Those cheap ass parts? There are better ways of giving your dick cancer.