Spyke
lemmy.zip

I still have one of the old models where the charging port is in the belly like the Apple mouse, it’s so annoying ;-;

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Thank god EU is on the side of avian surveillance 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

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"Sorry honey I can't make it today, I'm updating the software on my pigeon"

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Gotta love that now all drones in the EU can be easily charged with the same cables.

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FauxLivingreply
lemmy.world

...and the sex scene in the sequel would be a bit more awkward.

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Bird loafs are awesome though. I have a bird loaf next to me currently. Chicken, not coo drone, but still.

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piefed.social

The battery levels really dove for me whenever I’d check my feed.

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If you use a damaged cable it cooks the bird with the power of electricity gifted to us by America's favorite gay couple Thomas Tesla and Nikola Edison.

It's my favourite way to cook a bird for my great grandma's Nantucket bird dick casserole.

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FauxLivingreply
lemmy.world

brain

Look who believes in the biological 'science' of birds.

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