Spyke
kbin.social

Tu quid dicis de me, putasne? Ego youll ' have vos scitis ego lectus summo genere meo In Classe Sigilla, et ego iam involved in Numerosis secretum excursionibus al-Quaeda, et ego super 300 confirmata necat. Ego sum summo orci pellentesque in agone totius US armati virium. Nihil mihi es, sed aliud scopum. Ego extergimus te irrumabo cum praecisione similia, quae numquam ante visa sunt In terra hac, mark fucking verba mea. Vos can adepto auferat putas dicere quod stercore mihi super Penitus? Cogita iterum, fucker. Ut loquimur arcanum meum retis exploratores trans USA contingentes et IP tuus nunc investigatur ut tempestatem, vermiculum melius paras. Tempestas, quae parum misellam delet, quam vitam tuam vocas. Fucking es mortuus, haedus. Alicubi esse possum, quolibet tempore, et te supra septingentos vias interficere possum, et nudis manibus iustum est. Non solum in armis late exercitatus sum, sed accessum habeo ad totam armamentarium Civitatum Americae Unitarum Marine Corps et eo utar ad plenam suam amplitudinem ut asinum tuum miserum faciem continentis abstergas, parum stercore. Et si cognovisses quid riderem tuum parum "callidus" comment erat adducere descendit super te, maybe vos would tenuit tua stupri lingua. Sed non poterat, non, et nunc erant ' solvente pretium, tu goddamn fatuus. Ego cacas in furore tuo, et in eo mergam te. Fucking es mortuus, kiddo

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kbin.social

I feel like I should feel bad that I was able to figure out which copy-pasta this was after the first sentence.

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How did I know what this was even before I saw the references to Marine Corps and "Fucking ______ kiddo"?

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kbin.social

Literally "to atone for brittle hotness". Idomatically: "hot for teacher".

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inb4 "Does anyone else think that the teacher in The Magic Schoolbus is pretty cute?"

also: "Hey, it's Ms. Frizzle, not Mrs. so she's siiingle."

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lemmy.world

That's outrageous! That's unfair!

...they need to allow stuff like Sanskrit and ancient Egyptian, too!

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kbin.social

That’s pretty funny… err I mean hoc est ridiculam!

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kbin.social

if your post is any indication its going to sound like harry potter cosplay in there.

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lemmy.world

Google translate is giving me "If kept silence stayed philosopher."

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Reminds me of a similar quote:

It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt

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lemmy.world

Post hoc ergo propter hoc.

That’s it. That’s all I know. Thank you The West Wing.

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Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

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Ce corps qui s'appelait et qui s'appelle encore le saint empire romain n'était en aucune manière ni saint, ni romain, ni empire.

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