Spyke
piefed.ca

Peppermint schnapps, or Thunder 101 which is high proof. Makes your mouth smell like mint/mouthwash. Do with this what you will - which is end up in rehab if you're like me.

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Couldn't be. He's a PBR and beating the wife and children before going to work kind of guy.

3

I knew a guy who kept a flask of whisky on him and would sip on it through the day while working at a hotel customer service/booking phone line. His revenue numbers were fine.

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lemmy.zip

And if you take acid before work be warned miniature dragons will show themselves in your computer screen.

Holy shit. I just realised something from that day.

I was in a call centre on the phones.

Fuck what did i say to people???

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lemmy.world

"Tuesday is coming. May i take your coat?"

which was strange because i was calling my doctor

3

Unfortunately, they do not. They just yell at you for sleeping at your desk and threaten to take away your bathroom privileges.

9

HR departments hate this one simple trick: turning Monday into a speedrun.

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You reached the end