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lemmy.world

President Madagascar, a person on the internet is angry at us!

Shut. Down. Everything.

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I once named the disease "The Disease From Madagascar" and it started in Madagascar.

I also killed the world with a bacteria called Red Ass.

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And if you try to game the system by starting there, it's a cointoss between greenland and new zealand being the isolationist shitters.

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i'm sure someone has already made this

i had the hantavirus outbreak on my bingo card because of this

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lemmy.world

No, we don't. This disease doesn't have pandemic potential. It has "kill every other fucker who gets it", which means it'll burn itself out super fast, even if it could spread fast (which it can't).

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That's the international symbol for The Washing Machine Has Completed Its Washing Cycle. It means the crew and passengers will be arriving at shore with clean, spiffy, fresh-smelling duds.

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