It’s very funny that Cincinnati’s GM doesn’t understand the deep intrinsic connection between why 95% of us haven’t been to Cincy and why it is funny Neymar is going there:

Although Albright would not comment on Neymar specifically, he did address the general cynicism surrounding the notion that a player like Neymar would come to Cincinnati.

“Well, 95 percent of those people have never been here,” Albright said, unbothered. “They don’t have their eyes open to how great of a place this is to live and work. I just don’t put much stock in it. We’ve already recruited a lot of great players and great people, like coaches and support staff.”