shittyasklemmy·Shitty Ask Lemmybytoomanypancakes If you had the power of flight, how long would it take before you played poopoo bombadiers over a cybertruck?View original on piefed.world14Comments8Reply
sslazer2au lemmy.worldWhat makes you think I haven't? Also why limit yourself to cyber trucks? Those oversized death machines cosplaying as American SUVs are also fun targets.2Reply
AAsafum lemmy.worldThis assumes I don't already have a jar of it waiting to instantly take action with this very opportunity. Which would be the correct assumption, but still...2Reply
daggermoon piefed.worldIf I could fly, I would try to find a way to monitize that ability so I could afford a future in another country with a goth latina wife who loves me.2Reply
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Why wait?
By gahd not long.
What makes you think I haven't?
Also why limit yourself to cyber trucks? Those oversized death machines cosplaying as American SUVs are also fun targets.
This assumes I don't already have a jar of it waiting to instantly take action with this very opportunity.
Which would be the correct assumption, but still...
If I could fly, I would try to find a way to monitize that ability so I could afford a future in another country with a goth latina wife who loves me.
Do you own a cyber truck?
Ewww.
Pewww, even